Pawlenty, Sanford write to Obama

By GottaLaff

Dear President Obama,

Here's where we stand. Let's do lunch.

Sincerely, two Rushpublican governors with national ambitions:

Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty—staking a claim to a positive, policy-oriented profile—described his merit-pay program for teachers to Obama, and invited him to visit.

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, arguing for an alternative structure to the stimulus, wrote that he would accept three-quarters of the federal money, but asked for a waiver permitting him to use the remaining quarter to pay down his state's debt.

Party of No v. Party of One. Party of One, you may be seated now. Party of No, this isn't my station. You'll have to dine elsewhere. Besides, we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone.

Paging, Party Of One Your Table Is Ready

Oh great huffy puffy purveyor of all morals that are catholicy Bill Of The Donahue** is winding up his faux outrage wurlizter again.

Over 120 blogs have been credentialed as members of the media for the Democratic National Convention; those who have received credentials are allowed to cover the Convention at the Pepsi Center. While most of them offer legitimate commentary, some do not.

Catholic League president Bill Donohue is protesting two of the blogs:

“The list of credentialed blogs include radical sites like The Daily Kos. Worse are blogs that feature anti-Catholic and obscene material. The two most offensive are Bitch Ph.D. and Towleroad."

Which my sensitive ears heard as "Burp, months no attention, belch blat, me and the Virgin Mary are annnnnngggrrrry!!! Growl.... need media exposure to pay for holy water fountain at the manse!!"

Funny, the RNC doesn't have it's list of credentialed blogs up on the site. Hmmmm.

**Soon to be appearing on a FAUX show in your area!!!