VIDEO- SNL's Weekend Update with Jerry Seinfeld: "Really, Eric Massa?"

By GottaLaff

I miss Jerry:



Jerry Seinfeld:

-- "Massa massages? Really, Eric?" Yes, really.

-- "And why do I have the sinking feeling that Massa massages were quickly followed by... Massa-bation?"

I miss Jerry.

George Bush's poop bag

By GottaLaff

Jerry Seinfeld:

"If aliens are watching this through telescopes," comedian Jerry Seinfeld once said, "they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?"

George Bush:

"And there I was, former president of the United States of America, with a plastic bag on my hand."

-- Former President Bush, quote by the AP, on how walking the dog showed him that "life is returning back to normal."

Perfect.

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