Death findings blacked out of CIA report

By GottaLaff

How many more little "incidents" do you think we'll discover now that the threads are being pulled?

Three detainee deaths and several detainee disappearances were blacked out in the CIA inspector general's report, an ex-official who read the full report says.

ABC reported the unnamed former senior intelligence official said the public version of the report did not contain the inspector general's findings on the three deaths, two of which reportedly occurred in Iraq and the third in Afghanistan.

Findings on a fourth death were included in the report, the U.S. television network said. A CIA contractor was convicted of assault in that case and is serving a prison term.

But remember: Never look back. That would unAmerican. Crimes committed in the past stay in the past. One must only investigate crimes in the future... wait. No. That's impossible. But that's not important now. What is important is....

...What happens in Abu Ghraib stays in Abu Ghraib.

BREAKING: Michael Jackson's death ruled a homicide

By GottaLaff

The AP is reporting:

A law enforcement official says the Los Angeles County coroner has ruled Michael Jackson's death a homicide.

Word comes after an earlier report that a search warrant affidavit says Michael Jackson had lethal levels of the powerful anesthetic propofol in his system when he died.

Expect no other news today....

....other than that pesky torture report and the fact that Attorney General Holder will appoint a prosecutor to investigate the CIA.