Vote Republican! Iran edition!

By GottaLaff

Time's a-wastin'! The election's only months away! So let's take another peek into our

*Vote Republican!* snappy Campaign-omercial file:

Looking for a meaningful relationship? Want to be best friends with foreign countries? Who doesn't? Thinking about hooking up with Iran? Stop right there! They're not our type! At least, not until they capitulate to our demands before we agree to meet with them! Only a Democrat would suggest trying to make headway with a country that hasn't invaded one that hasn't attacked it first, in hundreds of years! Willing to start a war...just because? Now you're talking! Everything changed with 9/11, and now anything goes! Big, threatening aircraft carriers turn you on? Swept away by the rhythmic, hypnotic percussion of bombs exploding? Then Vote Republican: The (cod)piece and (no) freedom party!

Vote Republican!

By GottaLaff

If you've already seen this, or if we've already posted it, that's okay. It's so good, it's worth another look:


And with that, So let's take another peek into our...

*Vote Republican!* snappy Campaign-omercial file:

Who out there misses Barry Goldwater? Hands? Remember what our Republican principles used to be? Remember real conservatism? My stars, we're not that party any more. We've morphed into something completely unrecognizable. You wanted change? That's change! Why, we've made "liberal" a dirty word and turned innuendo into an art form! We've even introduced new phrases into the lexicon, like "Death Tax", "Swift Boating", and our latest-and-greatest: "You've been Rev. Wrighted!". Unconstitutional presidential power is just the ticket for advancing our "change" agenda! Reinventing ourselves? For sure! Authoritarianism is our bottom line. Money is our god. Deregulation is our decree. Flag pins are our calling cards. Religion is our...religion. Transforming the party for eternity! Vote Republican: The Party of Mutants!