Obama: "I Can't Grow Facial Hair"

By GottaLaff

Apparently, today is Obsession with Obama's Facial Hair Day. Earlier I posted Choose a Beard for Barack, and now we find out that the only beard he'll ever have is a Photoshopped one:

In a September 20, 2006 article in The Hill about how voters prefer politicians to be clean-shaven, Obama told reporter Betsy Rothstein "I can't grow facial hair... I get whiskers."

Who needs facial hair obscuring a cute mouth like that?

Sorry. That was a private moment. Snerk.

Anyway, he can always live vicariously through Bill Richardson.

Getting Obama's goatee: Choose a beard for Barack

By GottaLaff

The Daily Beast has a hilarious, and sometimes a little creepy, gallery of bearded Obamas. Go here to see the other seven.

Chuck Todd Obama

Don't even get me started on Barack Mandel and ZZ Obama.

Meet The Veeps- Charlie Crist

By Paddy


Nobody does it like the General.