By GottaLaff
Who are these people who see Jesus in grilled cheese sandwiches, or Mary in a cobweb? I'm lucky if I see a fly in my soup:

A man in northern Idaho says he has seen a massive hand of God in his life, and he is willing to share it with the highest bidder. Paul Grayhek says the “Hand of God” appeared in his backyard in March.
Paul Grayhek, 52, listed the rock formation he dubbed the “Hand of God Rock Wall” on the online auction Web site eBay. The highest bid was $250 early Sunday, with three days left to go in the auction.
Why the hand of God? Why not the hand of Bea Arthur?
I can't top that. Besides, with a commanding presence like Bea Arthur's... well, let's just say she was divine in her own right.