Alaska's big fat problem

By GottaLaff

Sarah Palin Hawaiian vacation - December 16, 2009

And by big fat problem, I wasn't referring to Sarah Palin... this time.

Speaking of whom, no wonder Barbie McLipSchmutz left to go on her book tour:

Alaskans getting fatter at an alarming rate

REPORT: Two-thirds of adults in the state have weight problems.

Is this a result of staying indoors a lot? Seriously, that is an extremely high number. The related health issues are nothing to sneeze at...

...and, of course, one's weight is most assuredly considered to be a pre-existing condition.