If you blink you missed it: Bush, McCain Appearance Lasts One Minute

By GottaLaff

I've been at stoplights that last longer than this:

Sen. John McCain and President Bush "avoided any meaningful public appearance together" despite both attending a private fundraiser for the Arizona senator's presidential campaign last night, the New York Times reports.

They had "just the briefest of photo opportunities at Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport in the evening. Mr. McCain and Mr. Bush emerged from opposite sides of their limousine at the airport. They shook hands and waved, and Mr. Bush got on his plane without making a public statement. The joint appearance lasted less than a minute."

Bush is such a uniter.