Dennis Hastert isn't a lobbyist

By GottaLaff

Dennis Hastert got a new job!

Former House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.) has agreed to join the lobbying law firm Dickstein Shapiro as a senior adviser, the District-based firm said yesterday. [...]

At Dickstein, Hastert "will not be lobbying; he will be providing strategic counseling to our clients," a spokeswoman for the firm said.

Nah, he won't be lobbying. He'll just a senior lobbyist adviser who will be helping the lobbyists who do lobby continue to figure out how to lobby so they'll be better lobbyists. See the difference?