By GottaLaff
Examples:
Last month, we noted that former Bush speechwriter Matt Latimer's new book, Speech Less: Tales of a White House Survivor, was making Republicans nervous.Yeah, right. Obama's clueless. What an inept, unqualified, dimwitted cowbo-- Oh wait. That's Bush.
The book is out next week and, from brief excerpts obtained by the New York Daily News, it appears President Bush "dissed pretty much everyone in Washington."
On Barack Obama: "This is a dangerous world and this cat isn't remotely qualified to handle it. This guy has no clue, I promise you."
But more importantly... "this cat"? Hello, Boy Georgie? This is Laffy. Maynard G. Krebs wants his vocabulary back.
On Joe Biden: "If bull was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire."If lies and coarseness were currency, Boy Georgie would be the wealthiest man alive.
On Sarah Palin: "I'm trying to remember if I've met her before. What is she, the governor of Guam?"What is he, mayor of BrainDeadia?
On Hillary Clinton: "Wait till her fat keister is sitting at this desk."Wait till his fat keister is sitting in prison.