Obaby Boom: "My wife accidentally said, 'Oh, Obama!'"

By GottaLaff

The Republicans can now pin the blame for overpopulation on the next president:

Could euphoric Obama fans be sparking a baby boom? Change you can conceive in.

In the hours and days since Obama's victory, many of his exhilarated supporters have been, shall we say, in the mood for love. And though it's too soon to know for sure, experts aren't ruling out the possibility of an Obama baby boom...

So much for electile dysfunction.

Hope and euphoria, says University of Washington sociologist Pepper Schwartz, are a serious aphrodisiac. And voters under 30 went for Obama by a margin of 2 to 1. When you combine those two elements—randy people of child-bearing age—the likely result is what the online Urban Dictionary has already dubbed "Obama Babies" : children "conceived after Obama was proclaimed President, by way of celebratory sex."

If this is how Dems celebrate winning the election, I don't even want to begin to think about what the losing party is doing. Less celebration and more celibat-tion, maybe? Let's just say there are probably a lot fewer elephants in the (bed)room these days.

During one round of election-fueled romance, says Eric Davis, 37, of Minneapolis, "my wife accidentally said, 'Oh, Obama!'"

It could have been worse. She could have screamed, "Todd!" Speaking of which, I wonder what Pitiful Palin's been screaming lately.

And from the too-much-information department, sex shop Babeland, which has stores in Seattle, New York and Los Angeles, reports a 26 percent sales increase since Election Day.

Who says Obama won't be good for the economy? Spread the wealth.