Fredhorn Leghorn says we have Palin panic

By GottaLaff

Ah say, Fred Thompson says, ah say, he says we Democrats panicked over Sarah Palin. I wish we had known. It's hard to have that news broken to us by Fredhorn on national television.

Immediately after that, he went into a lengthy, detailed description of J Sid's P.O.W. experience.

Soon after he fell asleep at the podium and had to be dragged off stage. He could be heard mumbling in his sleep, "Why, ah say, why couldn't it have been Thompson/Palin? Noun. Verb. Ah say, noun, verb, P.O.W." Then he lapsed into a coma.

Fredhorn Leghorn: The GOP had nothing to crow about

By GottaLaff

TPM reminds us that this was the GOP's dream candidate, their rooster in shahnin' ahmor. Ah say, was they pullin' our leg? Ah say, was they? Get away from me, Fredhorn, ya bothuh me:

Ahh, looking back on the days of Fredhorn Leghorn's napping campaigning days... It seems like, Ah say, seems like only yesterday.

(Click on the links for some major Fredhorn Leghorn snark from yours truly)