Clear Channel rejects Sarah the Quitter

By GottaLaff

Dear Clear Channel,

Need a new talk show host? I'll try to find ya some and I'll bring 'em to ya, since Sarah the Quitter didn't quite fit the bill.

Love, Laffy:

Broadcasting & Cable's Paige Albiniak casts doubt on Sarah Palin's radio prospects, and says that her sources claim Clear Channel has already turned Palin down out of fears that she can't sustain a regular three-hour radio show.

Good deduction, since she couldn't sustain a regular term as governor either.

While you might assume Palin would be a better fit for conservative radio than the less partisan world of syndicated broadcast TV, my sources say the country's biggest radio conglomerate, Clear Channel, has already passed on her.

The main objection to Palin as radio talk-show host is that she would have to hold forth for three hours a day.

Read the full report here.

Three minutes of ear-splitting Palinspeak would be overkill.

So, how's that new life workin' out for ya, S the Q? Oh and by the way, how 'bout in honor of the American soldier, ya quite makin' things up.

H/t: Ellen