Sarah the Quitter quitting First Dude?

By GottaLaff

The Quitter family calling it quits? That's what one report says, a report that relied on multiple sources:

AlaskaReport has learned this morning that Todd Palin and former Alaska governor Sarah Palin are to divorce. Multiple sources in Wasilla and Anchorage have confirmed the news.

The article goes on to say that both S the Q and the First Dude were having affairs, and all that stress led to her First Dude quititude. It could also explain why she's been Tweetless lately.

The Palins were noticeably not speaking to each other at last Sunday's resignation speech in Fairbanks. Sarah ditched Todd right after the speech and left without him.

Noted in the piece: S the Q is ringless, and has been for a couple of weeks. When you quit your ring, you know it's serious.

Apparently, per the article, she bought land in Montana recently, and will move there with her kids. The Lower 48 can hardly contain its collective excitement.

Editor's note: AlaskaReport was the first website to report that Sarah Palin was running for governor of Alaska and the first website to report that Sarah was picked as John McCain's VP candidate.

I feel for the children if this is true. Other than that, I smell Sarah Snarkage in our future... and "less politically correct twitters fly[ing] frm my fingertps outside State site".

Can't wait.

H/t: Tweeters complexsavage and dmiller23