2 Ga. officers accused of running criminal check on Obama

By GottaLaff

Good lord, what next:

Authorities are investigating two Atlanta-area police officers accused of using government computers to run a criminal background check on President Barack Obama. [...]

[T]he officers have been put on leave until an investigation is finished. The officers' names were not released.

What were they expecting to find... an expired birth certificate? Get out the cuffs and Berettas, there's a dangerous Kenyan at large!