Rudy Giuliani: "The only way I could get elected governor ...things have to be so bad... "

By GottaLaff

Rudolph the Red Faced Loser:

"The only way I could get elected governor is the way I got elected mayor -- things have to be so bad... I got elected mayor, I believe, on the theory of -- it can't get worse. So if it gets to that point, maybe I'll decide."

-- Rudy Giuliani (R), quoted by the New York Daily News, on running for governor of New York in 2010.