Showing posts with label sex scandals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex scandals. Show all posts

Friday, April 23, 2010

John Edwards Forced to Testify About Sex Tape

By GottaLaff

As expected, John Edwards has to submit to a sworn legal deposition on... well, you know. I can't imagine the details not being dribbled out (as it were) by someone, somehow, somewhere:

"Edwards is forced to testify under oath about his extra-marital sex life -- specifically that much-talked-about sex tape he made with mistress Rielle Hunter -- and whether he might have spent federal campaign funds to keep Hunter lavishly hidden away from the media and under the watchful eye of trusted aide Andrew Young."

But here's the rub (as it were): Rielle wants the depositions to be hush-hush. She's worried they'll show up in the movie (that will have been inspired by The Politician by Andrew Young). But those pesky leaks... you know how they can be.

As for the campaign funds, that's an obscenity unto itself.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Porn star won't challenge Vitter

By GottaLaff

Money talks, and the Vitter Pill has a mighty big mouth:

NEW ORLEANS (AP) - Louisiana-born porn star Stormy Daniels has ended her year-long flirtation with politics with an announcement that whe won't run against Sen. David Vitter.

What a shame. Think of the debates they could have had. Louisiana would have had a spike in local TV ratings, at the very least.

But alas:

"The simple fact that David Vitter has $5 million in his bank account pretty much says it all. Against that shear accumulation of special interest dollars, I have no legitimate means of winning a race for the United States Senate under these circumstances. As a businesswoman, I know that better than anyone,” Daniels says in a statement.


$5 million buys an awful lot of Vitter Pillitude. Let's not forget that this would be the same Vitter Pill who favors corporations over sexual assault victims. The very same Vitter Pill who wants to defund Planned Parenthood. The one and only D.V. who was subpoenaed by the D.C. Madam. That same wacky zany guy who has a diaper fetish.

It's not easy to compete with that. Oh, or compete with his monetary stash, either.

Seriously, how can the GOP justify keeping him around? At least Democrats know when to call it a day.

Previous Stormy posts here.

H/t: JamieHarbor

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Massa staffers talk: He "expressed a desire to have sex with the men in the office"

By GottaLaff

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Tickle Me Massa is about to stop laughing:

Just three months after Eric Massa was elected to Congress, his young male employees on Capitol Hill began complaining to supervisors that the lawmaker was making aggressive, sexual overtures toward them, according to new interviews and internal documents.

The senior staff, one of whom said he heard Massa making lewd remarks to young staffers, tried to manage the problem internally. But reports of Massa's inappropriate behavior continued, leaving junior workers feeling helpless, according to victims, other staffers and sources close to an ongoing House ethics investigation.

To anyone who has ever suggested that Democrats don't report negative things about other Democrats... I rest my case. Two dozen interviews and many documents later, Married Massa appears to have engaged in even worse behavior than has been previously reported.

The man was a predator. Staffers were afraid to report him for fear of repercussions, and things "spiraled out of control." So sad, so wrong, and so good riddance:

Staff in the D.C. office felt they had nowhere to turn, she said. For months, according to numerous accounts, Massa's aides tolerated a frat house environment full of sex talk and lewd behavior. [...]

In one instance, a staffer said he alerted Joe Racalto, Massa's chief of staff, in March 2009 that Massa tried to fondle a young colleague in a hotel room during the 2008 campaign. Racalto told staffers he believed their complaints, because he had heard similar stories, according to staffers. Two sources said that Racalto told staffers he himself had been a victim of Massa's advances.

There are many more details here.

Sexual harassment is a sick power play. I've been on the receiving end of it myself, back when I was young, naive, and didn't know how to deal with it as I would today. Many of Massa's staffers apparently felt the same way. Nobody should have to.

I can tell you from first hand experience, you feel helpless, angry, embarrassed, intimidated, and scared. In my case, I publicly humiliated the guy, who was a respected [sic] game show producer, and it ended.

When you read the whole article, you'll see what these people felt they were up against... literally.

H/t: 42bkdodgr

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Cartoon of the Day


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Thursday, December 31, 2009

VIDEO: CNN's Rick Sanchez ambushes Ensign on sex scandal

By GottaLaff

Gotcha:



Aww, someone had to answer actual questions from an actual Tee Vee Machine questioner with actual Tee Vee Machine questions? Unheard of!

Sen. John Ensign (R-NV) does his first CNN interview expecting to discuss terrorism but gets grilled on his sex scandal instead. It's must-watch video.
"Sir, that's an illegality." Why, it most certainly is.

Wait. What? Confrontation? Attempts to get the truth? On a "news" program? Other than on The Rachel Maddow Show?

Of course, that doesn't mean Sanchez got answers... but kudos!

Monday, November 16, 2009

AUDIO: Prejean's ex talks sex: "Not the girl she's portraying herself to be.. never met someone who lied so much"

By GottaLaff

Here is TMZ’s interview with the ex-boyfriend, via Alan Colmes:










Via Alan:

Vivid Entertainment says it has possession of sex tapes made by former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean and would like to be able to offer them to the public. TMZ has the letter Vivid head Steve Hirsch sent to Prejean’s attorney, Charles Lemandri, looking to make a deal to distribute “erotic footage that Carrie Prejean, former Miss California, produced for her boyfriend following their four (4) day rendezvous in February 2007.”

TMZ has the same video (eight in all, along with 30 photos), “but has not posted [it] because it’s just too racy.”
According to Mr. Ex, she's "using [religion] to get to where she's at right now". Well then, she fits right into today's ConservaNutitude.

How long do you think it will take C-Pre to decide that a pumped up bank account is more important than humiliation over her hypocritical opposite sexcapades?

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Porn star candidate: "A sex tape of me isn't going to pop up and shame me; there are 150 of them "

By GottaLaff



But is she the master of her domain?

Porn star Stormy Daniels talks to Marie Claire about her transition to politics as a U.S. Senate candidate from Louisiana.

Q: How much will your résumé be a factor?

A: It's actually starting to work in my favor -- I have nothing to hide. A sex tape of me isn't going to pop up and shame me; there are 150 of them at the video store.

Q: Do you think you're more qualified than Senator Vitter?

A: Absolutely not. But in one movie, I did play a Secret Service agent marooned on an island controlled by North Korea. I butt heads with dictator Kim Jong-il and come out on top.
I bet she did.

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

VIDEO: Carrie Prejean interviewed about teen sex tape by sympathetic Hannity

By GottaLaff



Carrie Prejean was only 17 when she, er, indulged herself. That must make her Nothing Says I Love You Like an I Love Me video an endearing youthful indiscretion. Oh, the youngsters of 2004, they were such scamps!

All Carrie needs is a little understanding. And guess who's there to give it to her?



Who knew Sean was such a compassionate guy?

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Yet another Republican apology, this time from John Ensign

By GottaLaff



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Just keep talking, John, because sometimes a letter just isn't enough. And don't worry, your family--er, The Family-- will be there for you. C Street's loyal that way.

By the way, can I borrow $96,000? I'm a little short, and I need decent health care:
Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev.) issued a statement to the local media attempting to explain himself after facing criticism for his silence surrounding a sex scandal that has been plaguing him for weeks. [...]

"I am very sorry this issue has caused a great deal of embarrassment and pain for my family, the Hamptons, and many of my supporters," Ensign said in the prepared statement, which The Las Vegas Sun posted online late Friday.

Ensign said that potential investigations by the Federal Election Commission and Senate Ethics Committee make public comment on his extramarital affair inadvisable.
Psst! John! Extramarital affairs are inadvisable, too. But did that stop you? Nooooo.
“I know there are questions regarding my affair with Cindy Hampton that people want to know the answers to,” the statement says. “It was reported, however, that CREW was planning to file complaints with the Senate Ethics Committee and the Federal Election Commission, so I have been advised not to publicly comment further at this time.”

CREW, short for Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington, a nonpartisan government watchdog group, has called for ethics, election commission, and federal criminal investigations of Ensign’s actions in relation to the affair with Hampton last year.

“If any inquiries are undertaken, then I am confident they will be resolved in my favor and those questions will be answered,” Ensign said.

You're that confident, huh? What, did you pay CREW off, too, or just write them a carefully crafted letter with a little help from the C Street Frat Boys?

Monday, July 20, 2009

Another Sex Scandal Brewing?


Okay, maybe I'm extra slow this morning, but I can't think of anyone that fits this description. Via Taegan-

The New York Daily News reports that a "high-end escort" who claimed to work for former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer (D) also says she has three "dates" with another governor.

However, the only clues we're given is that the man was not from New York and had a "prominent" wife.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

VIDEO-- Wall Street Madam: CEOs, Bankers Used Corporate Credit Cards for Sex

By GottLaff

Hey oversighters, who was overseeing this?

Wall street lawyers, investment bankers, CEOs and media executives often used corporate credit cards to pay for $2,000 an hour prostitutes, according to the madam who ran one of New York's biggest and most expensive escort services until it was busted last year.

But prosecutors in the Manhattan District Attorney's office chose not to pursue any of the corporate titans, says Kristin Davis, who pleaded guilty last year to charges of running a prostitution business that used more than a hundred women.
Can we take the word of a madam?

Davis provided ABC News with a print-out of her computerized client list, the same one she says that was offered to the district attorney.

The document shows Davis kept meticulous notes about her clients, their credit card numbers and mobile phone numbers.

And here we have a veritable orgy of names (pun intended):
Among the names the network says it confirmed:
* a vice president of NBC Universal (owned by General Electric)
* the part owner of a Major League Baseball team who "loves Kelsey"
* the CEO of one of the country's largest private equity firms who met "Cameron" at the Peninsula Hotel
* a major New York real estate developer who, according to the list, "will come to the door wearing women's panties"
* a partner at the Wall Street law firm Cravath Swaine Moore "looking for a party girl to come fully equipped" and spent a total of $20,000
* an investment banker from Lehman Brothers who saw "Kelsey and Keely together" and later saw "Aria and Skyler at the same time"
* an investment banker at JP Morgan Securities who "loves Brooke" and spent $41,600
* an investment banker at Goldman Sachs who "only wanted all-American girls" and spent $27,000
* a managing director from Merrill Lynch who saw "Lana" using the name "Nataly"
* a managing director from Deutsche Bank "who called about seeing Nataly again"
Kelsey seems to be on the A-List, as does that apparent CEO sentimental favorite, the ever-popular menage a trois:

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The Iseman Sue-eth

By GottaLaff

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I'd sue, too, if someone accused me of having the bad taste to boink Gramm-pa:

A Washington lobbyist is suing The New York Times over an article that she says gave the false impression she had an affair with Sen. John McCain in 1999.

Vicki L. Iseman filed the $27 million defamation suit in U.S. District Court in Richmond on Tuesday. It also names as defendants the Times' executive editor, its Washington bureau chief and four reporters. [...]

At the time, McCain denounced the story as false. Iseman also denied it later.

At least Vicki wasn't accused of getting pregnant and selling her baby's photos at an inflated price thanks to her future mother-in-law's drug arrest.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Liplock

By GottaLaff

This is one of those questionable "should I, shouldn't I?" posts. It's going to make the rounds, so I went with it:
clipped from www.nationalenquirer.com

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: CINDY McCAIN CAUGHT CHEATING ON J-MAC!

The election may be over, but the scandals aren't:
The ENQUIRER's exclusive bombshell expose as Sen. John McCain's wife, Cindy, is caught with another man!

Not only that but multiple witnesses have caught the pair lip locking on several other occasions.

"I couldn't believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!"

That's the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candidate's wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles "a washed-up '80s rock musician."

Sources told The ENQUIRER investigative team the pair have been seen at concerts and sporting events acting very lovey-dovey

The wealthy blonde heiress and her secret pal have been spotted together around her hometown of Phoenix, Arizona over the past several years, say sources.

The amazing spy photos were snapped when Cindy and her companion attended the Tempe Music Festival says the person who took them. The photos are somewhat grainy, but the insider says they depict Senator John McCain's wife, who was greeted by pals at the event as "Cindy."

"To my amazement, Cindy had her hand on his shoulder and was kissing him passionately on his lips," the photog told THE ENQUIRER.

A second witness spotted Cindy and her "mystery man" at a Moody Blues concert "passionately kissing and hugging."

"I couldn't believe it. I remember thinking, 'Go get a room!'

"They kissed and cuddled. While other concertgoers stood up to cheer and sing, Cindy and the guy remained entwined in their seats," the eyewitness said.
I report, you deride.

H/t: One of our Anonymi

Thursday, September 18, 2008

No charges expected against Mark Foley-- now with bonus "sex-clusive" snark video!

By GottaLaff


Remember the days of the Mark Foley scandal? Weren't they carefree compared to what we're faced with now?
Former U.S. Rep. Mark Foley isn't expected to face charges after a lengthy investigation into his lurid messages to underage congressional pages, two federal law enforcement officials told The Associated Press on Thursday. [...]

They said neither state nor federal charges were expected, although an FBI investigation has not been closed yet. [...]

Shortly after Foley's resignation, Roth announced Foley was gay and had been molested by a priest as a teenage altar boy. Foley also checked himself into an Arizona treatment facility for what his attorneys said was "alcoholism and other behavioral problems." [...]

Florida authorities had said their investigation was hampered because neither Foley nor the House would let its investigators examine his congressional computers.
It's sad, actually. However, this still calls for an oldie but goodie, one of my earliest efforts:

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Big ol' Ethics Scandal at Interior Dept.: Sex, drugs, gifts, Big Oil

By GottaLaff

What? Scandal at BushCo? No way! ... ... Okay, way:

As Congress prepares to debate expansion of drilling in taxpayer-owned coastal waters, the Interior Department agency that collects oil and gas royalties has been caught up in a wide-ranging ethics scandal — including allegations of financial self-dealing, accepting gifts from energy companies, cocaine use and sexual misconduct.
Drill! Drill! Drill! I meant that in a non-sexual way.

In three reports delivered to Congress on Wednesday, the department’s inspector general, Earl E. Devaney, found wrongdoing by a dozen current and former employees of the Minerals Management Service, which collects about $10 billion in royalties annually and is one of the government’s largest sources of revenue other than taxes.

“A culture of ethical failure” besets the agency, Mr. Devaney wrote in a cover memo.

How redundant of them.

The reports portray a dysfunctional organization that has been riddled with conflicts of interest, unprofessional behavior and a free-for-all atmosphere for much of the Bush administration’s watch. [...]

The investigations are the latest installment in a series of scathing probes of the troubled program’s management and competence in recent years. While previous reports have focused on problems the agency has had in collecting millions of dollars owed to the Treasury, the new set of reports raises questions about the integrity and behavior of the agency’s officials.

In one of the new reports, investigators conclude that a key supervisor at the agency’s minerals revenue management office worked together with two aides to steer a lucrative consulting contract to one of the aides after he retired, violating competitive procurement rules.

Two other reports focus on “a culture of substance abuse and promiscuity” and unethical behavior in the service’s royalty-in-kind program. That part of the agency collects about $4 billion a year in the form of oil and gas rather than cash royalties.

[...]

One of the reports says that the officials viewed themselves as exempt from [...] limits, indulging themselves in the expense-account-fueled world of oil and gas executives.

In addition, the report alleges that eight royalty-program officials accepted gifts from energy companies whose value exceeded limits set by ethics rules — including golf, ski and paintball outings; meals and drinks; and tickets to a Toby Keith concert, a Houston Texans football game and a Colorado Rockies baseball game.

The investigation also concluded that several of the officials “frequently consumed alcohol at industry functions, had used cocaine and marijuana, and had sexual relationships with oil and gas company representatives.”

The investigation separately found that the program’s manager mixed official and personal business, and took money from a technical services firm in exchange for urging oil companies to hire the firm. In sometimes lurid detail, the report accuses him of having intimate relations with two subordinates, one of whom regularly sold him cocaine.

The culture of the organization “appeared to be devoid of both the ethical standards and internal controls sufficient to protect the integrity of this vital revenue-producing program,” one report said.[...]

But two of the highest-ranking officials who were targets of the investigations will apparently escape sanction. Both retired during the investigation, rendering them safe from any administrative punishment, and the Justice Department has declined to prosecute them on the charges suggested by the inspector general. [...]

On one occasion in 2002, the report said, two of the officials who marketed taxpayers’ oil got so drunk at a daytime golfing event sponsored by Shell that they could not drive to their hotels and were put up in Shell-provided lodging.

Sidebar: Shell has been awarded a $4bn contract in the south of the country to supply gas for Iraqi domestic use but also for export. Back to our story:

While most of the oil companies allowed investigators to interview their employees, the cover letter noted, one major firm, Chevron, would not cooperate.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

An almanac of Republican scandals

By GottaLaff


How in the world can Republicans have scandals when they don't even have sex? You Don't Know Me: A Citizen's Guide to Republican Family Values by Win McCormack is about to tell us that they at least try:
The book "catalogues over 100 cases of sexual misconduct and criminality committed by Republican officials and supporters in an entertaining effort to expose the hypocrisy of America's self-professed family values party. Readers hungry for a helping of schadenfreude will relish the A-Z illustrated collection of misdeeds featuring prominent GOP personalities involved in bestiality, pedophilia, incest, autoerotic asphyxiation and lengthier musings on the exploits of Republican heavyweights including Newt Gingrich, Bill O'Reilly and George W. Bush."
Oh! Oh! My birthday's coming up! ::waves hand wildly:: I want one!

But, ugh, I just got a wave of nausea after associating the words "bestiality, pedophilia, incest, autoerotic asphyxiation" with Newt, Billo the Clown, W, or anyone else. Anyone have a paper bag to breathe into?

And Eve, this recycled punchline from one of my previous posts (we must be environmentally-conscious, after all) is for you: Talk about the elephant in the room. Rim shot! (no pun)

FYI: For more Republican sexcapade fun, go here, here, and here.

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