Porn star won't challenge Vitter

By GottaLaff

Money talks, and the Vitter Pill has a mighty big mouth:

NEW ORLEANS (AP) - Louisiana-born porn star Stormy Daniels has ended her year-long flirtation with politics with an announcement that whe won't run against Sen. David Vitter.

What a shame. Think of the debates they could have had. Louisiana would have had a spike in local TV ratings, at the very least.

But alas:

"The simple fact that David Vitter has $5 million in his bank account pretty much says it all. Against that shear accumulation of special interest dollars, I have no legitimate means of winning a race for the United States Senate under these circumstances. As a businesswoman, I know that better than anyone,” Daniels says in a statement.

$5 million buys an awful lot of Vitter Pillitude. Let's not forget that this would be the same Vitter Pill who favors corporations over sexual assault victims. The very same Vitter Pill who wants to defund Planned Parenthood. The one and only D.V. who was subpoenaed by the D.C. Madam. That same wacky zany guy who has a diaper fetish.

It's not easy to compete with that. Oh, or compete with his monetary stash, either.

Seriously, how can the GOP justify keeping him around? At least Democrats know when to call it a day.

Previous Stormy posts here.

H/t: JamieHarbor

"Mere $1900 outlay at club with reputation of Voyeur is clear indication of frugal investment"

By GottaLaff

Remember Stormy Daniels? She's not easy to forget, being The Vitter Pill's rather, er, imposing competition and all.

Now she shares her investment expertise:

"As someone who has worked extensively in both the club and film side of the Adult Entertainment Industry, I know from experience that a mere $1900 outlay at a club with the reputation of Voyeur is a clear indication of a frugal investment with a keen eye toward maximum return."

-- Stormy Daniels announcing her decision to become a Republican as she eyes a U.S. Senate race in Louisiana.

Spoken as a true Rushpublic.

And I shall refrain from outlay and maximum return jokes.

Porn star candidate: "A sex tape of me isn't going to pop up and shame me; there are 150 of them "

By GottaLaff



But is she the master of her domain?

Porn star Stormy Daniels talks to Marie Claire about her transition to politics as a U.S. Senate candidate from Louisiana.

Q: How much will your résumé be a factor?

A: It's actually starting to work in my favor -- I have nothing to hide. A sex tape of me isn't going to pop up and shame me; there are 150 of them at the video store.

Q: Do you think you're more qualified than Senator Vitter?

A: Absolutely not. But in one movie, I did play a Secret Service agent marooned on an island controlled by North Korea. I butt heads with dictator Kim Jong-il and come out on top.

I bet she did.

VIDEO: David Vitter's political (porn star) opponent is talking

By GottaLaff

The Vitter Pill could have competition. Yes, David Vitter, the very same pill who enjoyed the benefits of the DC Madam's escort service... and had a rather, er, unusual wardrobe, may find that the political climate is going to get a little ... Stormy:

Stormy Daniels, the buxom porn star who has most recently been "drafted" to run against the scandal-plagued Louisana Sen. David Vitter, is talking.

Last week a website went up, "DraftStormy.com." But for all intents and purposes, it didn't seem associated with Ms. Daniels herself, just more of an encourager of sorts, used to embarras Vitter and remind folks of his "past."

Was it good for you?