By GottaLaff
Liberal Interpretation
Their headlines, my stories
In San Jose, 134-year-old club celebrates statehood: Upon hearing that news, Texas lied about its age and declared UN-statehood.
Crack could keep Bay Bridge closed 1 more workday: Upon having this headline read to him by a staffer, George W. Bush proudly declared, "Never stopped me for so much as a minute."
Pelosi loath to drop hammer on Rangel: "On the other hand, I have considered poisoning his wine. I learned that from Glenn Beck," she was overheard whispering to an aid.
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