Hey kids! Take the Obama Conspiracy-Theory Challenge!

By GottaLaff

Got the end-of-summer doldrums? Feeling glum over "You lie!" outbursts? Wish you could join the fun?

Well then, turn that frown upside down, chum! I've got stupendous news for you!

What will be the right's next big Obama conspiracy theory?

That the government plans to tattoo the presidential seal on the soles of the feet of all gun-owning Christians? That Obama supported the switch from analog to digital TV because government scientists had placed interlocutor rays in every conversion box that would darken white people's skin (and don't Republicans have proof of this in John Boehner, who's been used as a guinea pig in these diabolical experiments)? Or might it be that the failure to maintain a balanced diet will become a felony, punishable by forced labor on the construction of a massive food pyramid somewhere in central Illinois?

Surely you can top that. Send your predictions here, to Comments. Then, when the mainstream media "reports" on just such a "controversy," you, instead of WorldNetDaily.com or the RNC, will be on the record for making it up first!

Conspiracies can be fun! Now go have yourselves a good time.