What could be more important than Mark Foley?

By GottaLaff

It's been a nail-biter. It's what we've all been waiting for. With baited breath! Swear pouring from our brows! Heavy breathing! Oh. Wait. That last one shouldn't have made its way in there.

Mark Foley is ba-a-a-a-ck:

The former congressman and 2006 Republican bête noire will appear on NBC News's Today Show next Wednesday. (or the Wednesday after next..)

That's according to a Florida source who is close to the former congressman....

Mr. Foley told friends that he wanted to wait until after the elections in 2008 so to have as little effect as possible on the current political situation.

He's sober, he's not blaming his problems on alcohol, he's kibitzing about Florida politics, and he's eager to speak...

It's a good thing that he had the good judgment to stay mum. My stars and garters, he could have changed the outcome of the entire election! Had he opened his mouth (no pun...), no telling what would have happened! Whew!