"All Americans 1, 'Real' Americans 0"

By GottaLaff

Letters to the L.A. Times the morning were share-worthy (no link because they don't get posted on line until later in the day):

I am a 38-year-old black male. For all my life, I have considered myself an American. On Tuesday, Nov. 4, 2008, for the first time, I am finally convinced that America agrees with me.

Next:

Election results: All Americans 1, "Real" Americans 0.

And finally:

I would like to thank George W. Bush for his eight-year campaign to elect Obama as his successor. No one contributed more to the Obama effort, and now his tireless actions have been rewarded.

Too bad more than 4,000 American men and women had to die in Iraq, and countless Americans lost their savings because of a deregulated banking system, but at least they have not died or been wiped out in vain. A new day, with a brilliant, compassionate man at the helm of our exquisitely flawed nation, has dawned.

Dear letter-writers,

You rock.

Love, Laffy