Jeanetics

By GottaLaff

Republican vice presidential candidate Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin greets supporters at the Asheville Civic Center in Asheville, N.C. Sunday, Oct. 26, 2008. (AP Photo/Nell Redmond)

IWRC* Palin has solved her $150,000 wardrobe problem. Uch! Puh-leeze! The solution was so easy, so obvious, Piper could have come up with it! IWRC put on a pair of jeans! There you have it.

This should get her bunches more votes, doncha think? If only Gramm-pa McCain would don a pair of "just a skosh" bigger faded denims, he's get the biggest. Bounce. Ever.

Gov. Sarah Palin, campaigning in Florida on Sunday, told a Tampa crowd she has gone back to wearing clothing from home and said stories about the Republican National Committee spending $150,000 on family fashions were “ridiculous.” The McCain camp apparently didn't want her to bring up the clothing in her speeches, but talk show host Elisabeth Hasselbeck did just that in introducing Palin in Tampa. Later Sunday, Palin showed up in blue jeans for a North Carolina campaign event.

Pay no mind to the 150 K that they already blew on them fancy duds, 'cause a pair o' them homespunny jeans'll make you guys and gals forget all about that "ridiculous" story.

*"In What Respect, Charlie?"