Gramm-pa McCain's cabinet (no, not medicine...)?

By GottaLaff

Here's a look at who Gramm-pa could choose:

[T]here are a few names that seem virtually certain to pop up in any McCain administration.

Some of those appointments could include:

White House chief of staff: Lehman or longtime McCain aide and speechwriter Mark Salter

Senior counselor to the president: Top campaign official and personal friend Rick Davis

Secretary of state: World Bank President and former deputy secretary of state Robert Zoellick; Sen. Joseph I. Lieberman (I-Conn.); former deputy secretary of state Richard Armitage

Treasury secretary: FedEx founder Fred Smith; former eBay CEO Meg Whitman; Bain Capital co-founder and former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney; John Thain, former Merrill Lynch CEO and now president of Global Banking, Securities and Wealth Management at Bank of America

Secretary of defense: Lehman; Lieberman; Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.); current Defense Secretary Robert Gates

Attorney general: Graham; former Sen. Fred Thompson (R-Tenn.); former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani

Secretary of education: Former Arizona superintendent of education Lisa Graham Keegan

National security adviser: Policy adviser Randy Scheunemann

Office of Management and Budget: Former Congressional Budget Office director and campaign adviser Douglas Holtz-Eakin

::shudder::