By GottaLaff
From the Dep't. of No Comment Necessary:
Beaten down, American consumers burrow deeper
Motorola posts $397-million loss; plans to slash 3,000 jobs
Title insurer First American posts $8.3-million loss
CBS reports $12.5-billion loss on another write-down
Walt Disney Co. braces for worsening economy
Electronic Arts warns of lower earnings, job cuts
American Express to cut 7,000 jobs
Chevron's profit soars on oil prices
Exxon Mobil posts biggest U.S. quarterly profit ever
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