Laffy Liveblog, continued

By GottaLaff

Rev Huck is on. Have at it.

He just complimented Obama. Uh oh. What next? He's so damned sincere, isn't he?

He quoted Obama: "It's about you." "You want something to change." But freedom and security and the opportunity to prosper shouldn't change.

Oy... Obama's Excellent Adventure to Europe. And the scary black guy brought back... EUROPEAN IDEAS.

The government will take everything from us! Be afraid. We Dems are silver spoon-sucking elitists who don't know how to get their hands dirty.

He's getting into the kind of soap they used when he was a kid. We Dems use fancy soap. He used Lava. He didn't grow up rich, he says. Republicans are so, what's the word, humble, arent' they? So earthy and homespun.

Here it comes: No gay marriage, no freedom of choice. YAY!!! Red meat, nice 'n' juicy good!

And he's SICK, SICK I TELL YOU, of everyone calling Sarah Palin inexperienced!!

Did you know that John McCain was in the military? He flew "in the unfriendly skies" and was... wait, is this breaking? shot down and tortured! Stop the presses!

He put his country first. What a guy. What. A. Guy. He can't even lift his arms! That shows he's a giver, not a receiver. Rev Huck says so.

I won't even bother with the desk story. I wasn't listening anyway.

Still with the desk. Enough with the desk! Being American is getting a desk! Or giving one. Or earning one. Or stealing one. Again, I wasn't listening. Something about John McCain buying Rev Huck a school desk.

Bye now.