McCain Office Is Sent White Powder, Threat

By GottaLaff

Maybe J Sid could get this pastor to pray for them.

John McCain's campaign office in Denver, Colorado, has received a letter containing a threat and "an amount of white powder in it," a McCain campaign spokesman told CBS News' Michelle Levi. [...]

The city of Denver is at a heightened security level, as the Secret Service and other officials prepare for the Democratic National Convention, which is set to begin on Monday. [...]

"As a precautionary measure, we have closed the office and staff are being examined by medical personnel," a campaign spokesperson told CBS News.

I wonder if J Sid will play president again and call for the terrorist threat level to be raised to orange. Then he could accuse the Russians, and start another war, followed by an attack on Iran, and while he's at it, he could acquire another wife. Did I just go too far? Good.