White House party crashers admit no confirmed invitation

By GottaLaff

(AP Photo/NBC Universal)

From the Department of What Took So Long:

[They] have admitted to a federal official they went without a confirmed invitation just in case they could get approved at the last minute.

Then they blamed their cell phone. Yes, they pulled the ol' "my cell did it" excuse.

The battery died and they missed a voice mail telling them they weren't on the list. Oopsies! Funny, but on the Today show, they said just the opposite. And they sounded so put-upon!

Moral of the story: Charge your batteries, admit when you're wrong (immediately), and don't try to pull a Balloon Boy.

H/t: Alan Colmes