By Paddy
Very few lust er, love Keith O as much as I, but this made me guffaw. Go read the whole thing, but here are some choice bits.
Reduce Keith Olbermann’s Ego Act: Provisions include changing the time slot for “Countdown” from 8 p.m. ET every weeknight to 2 a.m. PT on every third Thursday during Lent. Also provides increased worker compensation for any camera operator struck by flying spittle during an Olbermann “special comment.”
Appropriation of Rush Limbaugh’s Salary Act: Talk radio hosts who engage in behavior they condemn on the air must donate 99 percent of their salary to OxyContin Anonymous.
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