John Sidney McCain keeps his distance from Bush at convention

By GottaLaff

First this:

President Bush plans to speak to the Republican National Convention on Monday, September 1, the White House said today.

Primetime, sure. But most networks will devote a single hour to the convention.

As I'm posting this, NBC's David Shuster comes on air and announces that J Sid is intentionally avoiding appearing anywhere near W at the Republican convention. It must be painful physically separating from your conjoined twin.