McNeedy feels "a little left out"

By GottaLaff

::ring!ring!::

J Sid: Hello?
Obama: Hey John, just touching base.
J Sid: I... I... was beginning to think you didn't care.
Obama: Of course I care, John, but you know how hectic things are these days.
J Sid: You didn't call, you didn't bring me any souvenirs, you... you... cheated on me with world leaders...
Obama: Now, now. We agreed to take a break until after November. It's time to grow up a little, J Sid. We've been distant for awhile now. Europe beckoned, voters beckon, America yearns for me.
J Sid: I'm not good at rejection. I need another nap.
Obama: You'll be fine. In fact, go find yourself a nice, aromatic cheese aisle. That'll perk you right up.
J Sid: You always know just what to say. But, Barack...?
Obama: Yes, John.
J Sid: Do you miss me when you're gone?
Obama: Not really.

John McCain's is using a weekly radio address to take some jabs at his Democratic rival's trip abroad.

He says the presidential contest became "a long-distance affair" this week, as Barack Obama made speeches abroad to "the people of the world." McCain says he began to feel "a little left out" and wonders if the American people did, too.

Sometimes global relationships require a little attention, flexibility and honesty, McNeedy. Communication is everything. The rest of the world has figured that out, now it's your turn.