By GottaLaff
Time's a-wastin'! The election's only months away! So let's take another peek into our
*Vote Republican!* snappy Campaign-omercial file:
Looking for a meaningful relationship? Want to be best friends with foreign countries? Who doesn't? Thinking about hooking up with Iran? Stop right there! They're not our type! At least, not until they capitulate to our demands before we agree to meet with them! Only a Democrat would suggest trying to make headway with a country that hasn't invaded one that hasn't attacked it first, in hundreds of years! Willing to start a war...just because? Now you're talking! Everything changed with 9/11, and now anything goes! Big, threatening aircraft carriers turn you on? Swept away by the rhythmic, hypnotic percussion of bombs exploding? Then Vote Republican: The (cod)piece and (no) freedom party!
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