Breaking: U.S. loses interest in anthrax "person of interest"

By GottaLaff

Per MSNBC:

Steven Hatfill, of 2001 anthrax case fame, has reached a $5.8 million dollar settlement with the U.S. government. The government accepts no fault, of course, but can no longer call Hatfill a "person of interest", and formally washes their hands of him, legally speaking.

Nobody else has been charged.

Let's recap: Our wonderful fearmongering government, who still hasn't tracked down the source of the anthrax attacks (or Osama Bin Laden, for that matter) made Hatfill's life miserable, wrongly accused him, paid him off, and walked away.

Have a nice life, Steven. Business as usual, U.S. government.