Showing posts with label fema director. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fema director. Show all posts

Friday, May 7, 2010

Quote-O'-The-Day: Former FEMA Fool edition

By GottaLaff

Heckuva quote, Mary:

"He was a fool when he stepped off the plane in Louisiana 4½ years ago, and unfortunately for him, he apparently still is."

-- Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA), quoted by Politico, on the attempted comeback of former FEMA Director Michael Brown.

Many of us are still trying to figure out why he was allowed back on the Tee Vee Machine in the first place.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Former FEMA Officials Want to Stress the 2012 Apocalypse


Nothing could go wrong here.

Former Bush and Clinton FEMA officials plan to press the Department of Homeland Security to stress the need for a public education campaign about the Mayan calendar's prediction of the apocalypse in 2012. No, not that they believe the world will end during President Obama's re-election year bid, but they see it as the perfect hook for a campaign about disaster preparedness. Don't laugh. Vera Chan, a Web trend analyst at Yahoo, says searches for "end times," "2012," and "apocalypse" surge any time disasters occur.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Vitter couldn't hold it any longer. Did I just make a diaper joke?

By GottaLaff

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Sorry. I couldn't resist such an obvious joke title:
On May 1, Sen. David Vitter (R-LA) announced — with almost no explanation why — that he had put a hold on President Obama’s nominee to head FEMA, Craig Fugate. [...] Today, however, Vitter announced that he’s lifting his hold. He said a letter he received Monday from FEMA officials assured him that the agency was working hard to resolve an issue related to reconstruction delays that resulted from the agency’s “interpretation of rules that prohibit federal financing of construction projects in flood zones.”
About time. Now about that Dawn Johnsen....

Friday, May 1, 2009

Louisiana senator Vitter blocks nominee to lead FEMA


What a total twatwaffle.

WASHINGTON — A Louisiana senator is stalling Florida emergency management director Craig Fugate's nomination as head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

Fugate had sailed through his nomination hearing and Monday cleared the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee by a unanimous voice vote. Republican Sen. David Vitter said, however, that he'd blocked Fugate because of concerns he has with FEMA.

"I have a hold on the FEMA nomination because I sent a list of hurricane recovery questions and projects to FEMA, many of which have not been adequately addressed," Vitter said in a statement. "I'm eager to get full responses and meet with the nominee immediately."

The hold — which comes a month before the start of hurricane season — was reported in CQ Today, a Capitol Hill newspaper, which noted that Vitter's home state "bore the brunt of the botched agency response to Hurricane Katrina in 2005."

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Florida's Fugate is Obama's choice for FEMA

By GottaLaff

Heckuva job, Craig:

President Barack Obama says he plans to name Florida's state emergency director to lead the Federal Emergency Management Agency. [...]

[Craig] Fugate previously served as Florida's assistant director for emergency management for nearly five years. Fugate has been praised for his efforts steering Florida through numerous hurricanes in the past decade.

Let's hope FEMA can be restored to what it was back when it earned my eternal gratitude after the 1994 Northridge quake.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

VIDEO-- Alberto Gonzales: Bush "kissed me on the forehead and he said, 'Just stay strong.'"

By GottaLaff

Where do we even begin:


The second half of the video features former FEMA Director Joe Allbaugh, who thinks Bush's critics will see the light:

"They don't understand having a moral compass, having character, having courage, having the ability to make a decision [...] The country's gonna miss him real soon."
I. Don't. Think so.

Or maybe he was one of those 20% who missed witnessing two million people welcome in a new president who boasts 78% approval ratings.

Yeah, we'll miss the Bush Crime Family real soon. In Allbaugh's freakin' dreams.

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