Ethics committee closes investigation of Massa

By GottaLaff

If Tickle Me Massa is partial to quickies, he got one:

The House ethics committee decided Wednesday to close its short-lived investigation into allegations that now-resigned congressman Eric Massa groped and sexually harassed younger male staffers in his office, according to two sources familiar with the decision.

The committee concluded that Massa's resignation put him outside the reach of any punishment the committee could dole out, and would render any findings of wrongdoing irrelevant.

The Rushpublics, however, have only just begun. Apparently, they like it slow and, well, elongated.