By GottaLaff
If at first you don't succeed...
The certified public accountant from Lake Placid, New York announced that he's making a second bid for Congress. His first run, as a Conservative Party candidate in a three way race, helped spark a bitter divide within the GOP and was one reason Democrat Bill Owen won a district his party hadn't controlled in over a century.
So he used to be a Divider. Now, he wants to be a Uniter.
That's right, now he says he wants to unify the party, get 'em all together-- Republican, Conservative and Independence Parties-- and bundle 'em up to beat the Evil Pelosi Party.
Maybe he'll enlist Barbie McLipSchmutz to campaign for him. That should clinch it.
Besides, who could resist a face like this:
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