Lou Dobbs mulling possible run for Senate, White House

By GottaLaff

Senator LouLou? President LouLou? Hell nono:

Recently departed CNN anchor Lou Dobbs on Thursday revealed he was mulling a possible run for the Senate or White House. [...]

But Thursday's news nevertheless confirmed a number of his old viewers' suspicions that he might run as a third-party candidate to represent his home state of New Jersey, or that he might be jockeying for an early position in the 2012 presidential contest.

LouLou the Quitter will attract the same 20% or so that Palin does. That would be the loon vote.

As of now, he's preoccupied with that Matthewsian thrill up his leg, saying that he feels "exhilaration at the wide range of choices".

So do we, after a fashion. Why? Because LouLou the Quitter could very well morph into LouLou the Spoiler, further splitting the vote. And that's fine by us.

H/t: ahuntre