Poll-itics-- Final 2008 tally in: Bill Clinton edges out Santa

By GottaLaff

Poll schmoll.:

The official results of the 2008 presidential and congressional elections were released Thursday by the Federal Election Commission, nearly nine months after voters went to the polls. [...]

Some highlights from the bottom of the electoral barrel:

Candidates for President of the United States
Claus, Mr. Santa: 9 votes
Clinton, Mr. Bill: 19 votes
Duck, Mr. Donald: 7 votes
Jesus, Mr. [blank]: 5 votes
Jockey, Mr. The: 809 votes
Mouse, Mr. Mickey: 11 votes
Plumber, Mr. Joe: 5 votes
Supreme, Mr. Vermin: 43 votes

Mister Mickey Mouse? Mister Donald Duck? Fancy schmancy. Hey, Mr. Mouse and Mr. Duck both beat out Mr. Santa, too. And Mr. Vermin Supreme beat out everyone. Some credible schmedible poll, huh?