MSNBC headlines

By GottaLaff

I just turned on MSNBC, and all I've seen so far are the following:

Paul Bremer is now selling his own oil paintings.

Michael Jackson is about to announce a comeback. [This is their biggest story. They've trained cameras on waiting crowds and Jackson's car]

President Obama's hair is getting grayer.

Oh, and by the way, the economy is tanking. They have yet to cover that.