Ann Coulter--No, Not ACORN-- Under Investigation For Voter Fraud

By GottaLaff

After all the screaming and whining about ACORN's assaults on democracy and allegedly committing voter fraud, guess who's being investigated... again?

The New York Daily News reports that Ann Coulter is under investigation by the Connecticut Elections Enforcement Commission for allegedly voting in that state while registered to vote in New York City.

Officials are responding to a formal complaint filed by Coulterwatch.com blogger Dan Borchers. "For over 10 years, Ann Coulter has gotten away with illegal, immoral and unethical behavior, ranging from plagiarism to defamation, perjury to voter fraud," claims the conservative Borchers. Coulter declined to comment, but in the past has branded Borchers a stalker. He says the FBI has determined he poses no threat.

Coulter was investigated and cleared of wrongdoing in 2006 for allegedly violating Florida's voter registration laws by voting in the wrong precinct.

How shockingly unAmurkin of the Madam's Apple, that scarecrow of Right-Wingnuttia, to attract the attention of Connecticut officials in such an unpatriotic way.

And what a dilemma for the state if she ends up in prison. They won't know whether to place her in a cellblock for men or women.