VIDEO: Hillary Clinton Says No, No, No, She Will Not Run Again

By GottaLaff

N-O spells no. No. Did I mention, no?

For the first time, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said in an interview that she would not run for president again.

Clinton said "No" three different times when asked "Will you ever run for president again? Yes or No?"

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Jeb Bush Considers Senate Bid

By GottaLaff

I never want to see another Bush in public office again. Ever. Never ever:

Marc Ambinder says two sources close to Jeb Bush, "including one who has spoken to the former Florida governor within the past few hours, say he is seriously considering a run for Senate now that incumbent Republican Mel Martinez has retired."

"If he decides to run, Republicans expect the field to clear for him. Maybe. Gov. Charlie Crist, with whom Bush has not had the warmest of relations, is said to be interested in moving to the Senate."

I need a drink.