Showing posts with label my apologies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label my apologies. Show all posts

Saturday, February 6, 2010

LIVE CHAT, ENTIRE VIDEO: Sarah Palin babbles, er, speaks at Tea Party convention

By GottaLaff

Update: Blog title changed.

My apologies for posting this drivel, but I know many people are interested, and I feel it is my duty as Snarker in Chief.

Besides, now that we have a live chat going, it will be relatively painless.

Have fun:

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Sunday, November 23, 2008

New Suspect in Sports Doping Is, No Joke, Viagra

By GottaLaff


Will there be stiff fines? Finger prick testing?

...Sorry:
The World Anti-Doping Agency is investigating "whether [Viagra] creates an unfair competitive advantage in dilating an athlete’s blood vessels and unduly increasing oxygen-carrying capacity. If so, the agency will consider banning the drug."

Viagra, or sildenafil citrate, was devised to treat pulmonary hypertension, or high blood pressure in arteries of the lungs. The drug works by suppressing an enzyme that controls blood flow, allowing the vessels to relax and widen. The same mechanism facilitates blood flow into the penis of impotent men. In the case of athletes, increased cardiac output and more efficient transport of oxygenated fuel to the muscles can enhance endurance.

“Basically, it allows you to compete with a sea level, or near-sea level, aerobic capacity at altitude,” Kenneth W. Rundell, the director of the Human Performance Laboratory at Marywood, said of Viagra. [...]

At this point, there is no evidence of widespread use of Viagra by elite athletes, Mr. Tygart said. Yet, because the drug is not prohibited and thus not screened for, there is no way to know precisely how popular it is.
I wonder if there's anything about this in the penal code.

I'm done now.

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