By GottaLaff
John Yoo, one of the architects of the "torture memos", is employed at U.C. Berkeley. He says he is very happy teaching at Boalt Hall School of Law.
He seemed perfectly happy when
he sparred with Jon Stewart on The Daily Show.He seemed perfectly happy when he wrote the memos, too. Weeee!
He now seems happy to throw around words like "Marxism" and "troglodytes" when he describes the very people from whom he's happy to take happy checks from and with whom he continues his happy employment.
He seems more than happy to continue to defend the "success" derived from torture.
He's bursting with happy when he sees himself as a "shining beacon of ... democracy."
Yoo lie! "I think of myself as being West Berlin during the Cold War, a shining beacon of capitalism and democracy surrounded by a sea of Marxism," Yoo observes, sipping iced tea in the faculty club lounge, a wan smile registering the discomfort of colleagues walking by en route to the bar.
He sees his neighbors as the human figures of "a natural history museum of the 1960s," the Telegraph Avenue tableau of a graying, long-haired, pot-smoking counterculture stuck in the ideology's half-century-old heyday.
"It's like looking at the panoramic displays of troglodytes sitting around the campfire with their clubs. Here, it's tie-dye and marijuana. It's just like the 1960s, with the Vietnam War still to protest."
He's just one happy, clappy guy... who just doesn't get it:
Yoo sees the investigation as political score-settling by those who disagreed with the tough war-on-terror policies of the Bush White House. [...]
He sees the persistent protests of his fitness to teach law as the campaign of a radical community intolerant of views that don't accord with their own.
Yes, that's it. Brutalizing people, often innocent ones, had nothing to do with it. Invading a sovereign country who did not invade us, killing thousands upon thousands, in a fraudulent war is just "score-settling". It's all about our "intolerance".
But at least he's happy.
In fact, he's not only happy, he's "amused":
Yoo seems more amused than uncomfortable as the center of controversy.
Isn't that droll?
Yes, Torture Guy is having a good chuckle over objections to his crafting the legal justification for killing, maiming, and psychologically destroying fellow human beings.
That's some sense of humor.
Here's something else Mr. Happy is jolly about:
Yoo doesn't rule out a return to public service should Republican conservatives regain the White House.
Oh goody. If that's not a reason for utter ecstasy, I don't know what is.
Yoo seems at peace living in Berkeley, even though he disparages the community as an enclave of self-satisfied extremists intolerant of those who think outside the liberal mind-set.
This is a man at peace, after what he did, after his own intolerance for, you know, our system of justice, after shredding the Constitution.
At peace.
In that case, may Yoo rest in peace.