Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins split

By GottaLaff

Because I live in LALALand, I felt it was my obligation to post this. Paddy sent the link over, and the two of us were stunned. We both thought this would be a Forever Couple:

One of Hollywood's most enduring relationships has ended -- Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins have broken up after more than two decades together, PEOPLE has learned.

"Actress Susan Sarandon and her partner of 23 years, actor Tim Robbins have announced that they separated over the summer," her rep Teal Cannaday told PEOPLE in a statement. "No further comments will be made."

On A Personal Note

IT'S HERE!!! Today is the day!!! I hope I have enough kleenex to last 'cause I'm already tearing up. Did you guys see all the people already on the National Mall? OMG, it really is going to happen. /end crazy

President Obama's acceptance speech

By GottaLaff

I cannot express how I'm feeling right now. I can't seem to process how good it feels to say "President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama, Vice President Joe Biden". I can't put it into words. But the look on President Obama's face as he came out to speak said it for me.

Ohhh, the "new puppy" line! And the tribute to Toot. This is all too much. How is he able to handle all of this if I can't?

"The victory... belongs to you." That says it all. That's his campaign, right there.