Rush Limbaugh's $13.95 Million 5th Ave Penthouse

I really, truly didn't think anyone these days had this bad of taste in decorating. So much for the "everyman" mantra. Click thru on the real estate company link to see more lovely pics.

When Governor Patterson proposed a tax raise on NY residents with more than a $500,000 annual income, Rush Limbaugh swore he would sell his 5th Avenue penthouse

, according to Gawker.

It took almost a year, but now the talk radio host's Manhattan pad is up for sale.

The 20th floor penthouse is at 1049 Fifth Avenue and can be yours for a cool $13.95 million, according to Corcoran Real Estate. (Though it may take a few extra dollars to redecorate the place.)

Michelle Obama Selects White House Decorator

By GottaLaff

Ikea? Why, I barely know ya:

Interior designer Michael Smith will be in charge of helping the Obama family make the White House a home, the transition office announced Tuesday.

Michelle Obama selected California native Smith, who studied interior design at the Otis College of Art and Design in Los Angeles and launched his own design firm in 1990. “He takes particular pride in his family-focused clientele and approach,” the announcements states. (Check out Smith’s portfolio here.)

“Laura Bush has been a wonderful steward of The White House and created a beautiful residence for her family,” Obama said in a statement, “I look forward to adding our own touch to the East Wing and creating a living space where our family feels comfortable, happy and settled.” She added that she wants the White House to have a “family friendly feel” that will incorporate “new perspectives” from American artists and designers.

As opposed to a corporate feel? A Three Stooges feel? A criminal feel? Wise choice.

Smith noted the Obama’s “casual style” and said he will be “utilizing affordable brands and products” in the residence.

I feel an Ikea lobbying effort coming on. It must be those plastic swivel chairs and disposable bookcases beckoning to me from my kids' rooms:

Affordable furniture chain Ikea is already lobbying for a role in the redecorating effort with an “Embrace Change ‘09” ad campaign blanketing Washington, D.C. metro stops.

Ikea is also featuring an Oval Office replica inside Union Station in Washington, D.C. decorated with—you guessed it—Ikea furniture. The ad campaign also launched a Web site with a count-down clock to when the Obama family moves in and a solicitation to “speak out and let the president know your suggestions for fiscally responsible home furnishings.”

Just avoid another yellow rug in the Oval Office. Is that asking for too much?