Was Obama Really at a Soccer Game?.. Or at a Commie Socialist Meeting?! Gasp!

By GottaLaff

You know what this will lead to, don't you? A whole new "So where was he, at an ultra super double secret meeting with socialist Muslim turrists? Planning to take over the entire world?? Or out getting a French abortion???" Cue "O Fortuna".

American Thinker doesn't buy the story that President Obama ditched the press corps to attend his daughter's soccer game on Saturday.

The reason? There wasn't a soccer game scheduled.

I predict a revival of "You lied!" Maybe even in harmony. The Rushpublics can form a little chorale group and sing all their greatest hits: "You Lie!", "Hell No!", and the ever popular, "Baby Killer!"...with a sub-chorus of spitters.

That's some repertoire. Can an iTunes play list be far behind?