By GottaLaff
Five. Million.
5,000,000!!!
And don't even get me started on the over 7,000,000 page views. Whew! I'm exhausted from typing all those zeros!
We are as grateful as we can be. The Political Carnival's success depends on your readership, and we can't thank you enough.
You're clearly the smartest, best looking, sweetest readers in the world, and we lerve you! Exclamation point!
And just because I really liked this one:

A SPECIAL THANKS TO MY TWEEPLE. You guys are a a blast!! Thank you!