Michele Bachmann: 'I'm a Lovable Little Fuzz Ball!'

By GottaLaff

Lovable, never. Fuzz ball? Possibly. Oh, wait, I'm thinking of "dust bunny". No, "nut ball". "Fuzz nut"? "Nut bunny?" "Hairball"?

Here's what Michele Bachmann said in a MinnPost interview rationalizing why "liberals hate her":

"I don't know. I'm a lovable little fuzz ball! I have no idea what they would have to fear. I guess you would have to ask them; they would have the better answer to your question. I don't fear the left, and maybe that's part of the loathing that they feel toward me."

Yes Michele, nothing says "lovable" like a hairy little sphere of lunacy. You keep right on believing your own endearitude.

Actually, Hairy McBallington, we don't fear you. It's impossible to fear a toddler. However, we do fear, and loathe, the hatred you willfully incite.

Now go away.