Why Kay Bailey Hutchison will lose

By GottaLaff

Who could imagine a more engaging campaigner than Dickless McHeartStent:

Former Vice President Dick Cheney will throw his support behind Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison's (R-TX) campaign for Texas governor, the AP reports.

Hutchison is challenging Gov. Rick Perry (R) in a Republican primary.

Okay, maybe she won't lose... but only because Rick Perry is such an easy target.