By GottaLaff
First Read: "Finally, here's one more thought about the entire controversy over Obama's education speech on Tuesday: Since the White House has said the text of the speech will be available for 24 hours before he delivers it and since they altered the lesson plan language, why is this still a controversy? The ability of the conservative media machine to generate a controversy for this White House is amazing. In fact, this is an example of a story that percolates where it becomes harder and harder for some to claim there's some knee-jerk liberal media bias. (Does anyone remember these kinds of controversies in the summer of 2001?) The ability of some conservatives to create media firestorms is still much greater than liberals these days."Hmm, why would that be? What could be missing from that analysis? Think... think...
Ooo! Ooo! I know! ::waves hand wildly, jumps up and down like a fool:: And the answer is....
Nearly all of them enable the "conservative media machine"! Dingdingdingdingding!
Read my lips: If drooling corporate employees like those who contributed to the above piece didn't run like rabid Pavlovian dogs to cover the likes of TeaDeathers, Birthers, Tenthers, other -Ers, Rushpublic windbags, and wingnutty punditiots-- and actually offered the same amount of air time to facts, substance, information, and, you know, more progressives-- guess what? They wouldn't have had to write that paragraph!
Wow that was easy. Way to avoid responsibility, guys.